Stumbled Upon

I have been very tired lately. I am trying to pay close attention to my body. The two times in my life when I have been the most ill, my major overwhelming symptom was exhaustion. But, I am pretty sure I am not sick. I have tapped on my face, my sinuses seem okay. I am not getting out of breath with normal activity. My heart rate is okay. I don’t think my kidneys are on vacation again. Today, I figured it out; I think I am hibernating! My it is cold up here!

So, since I am just checking in, I am not going to power blog, nothing deep or profound will appear in the text of this entry. I will not discuss politics, religion or rocket science. Instead, I will review some of the weird search engine terms that have caused people to come to my blog. 

Hanging out in the mall for socializatio(n). Socialization is about creating uniformity in society. In America’s consumer driven society, hanging out in the mall would be just about the best place to encourage your child to become a mindless consumer who has aligned his or her wardrobe and behavior as much like the rest of society as possible.

What do I need to do to maintain my lice? Why would anyone want to maintain them? When I did foster care every time my foster daughter came home from a visit at her dad’s home, she had lice. Short of shaving her head; I did everything I could to get rid of them.

Photos you have been looking for

• Funeral wagon wheel missing spoke. Apparently, these funeral arrangements were originally designed to pay tribute to a member of the Rotary Club who had died. The photos on these sites are copyrighted, but you can see samples at Blossom Flower Shops or Angel’s Touch Florist.
• Green Wedding Cake. Well, I don’t have a good photo, but I did have a green wedding cake. You see, my husband and I didn’t want to spend a fortune on our wedding. Invest in our marriage? You bet! Go into debt for a one afternoon event. Not! My husband couldn’t believe how much wedding cakes cost. His aunt offered a solution that worked well for us. We had small cakes made as centerpieces for each table. Each centerpiece cake was a different flavor. Guests were invited to scope out the cake flavor of their choice. We had a slightly larger cake for our wedding cake. Since my husband’s favorite cake is Chocolate-Mint, our wedding cake was too.

Deluxe cutting chaps in Minnesota. This is probably not really that weird a search term. Finding chaps in Minnesota is probably a difficult thing to do. Finding a great pair of chaps in Texas and ordering them, paying shipping and waiting for delivery may not always be desirable. But I still got a kick out of the term, because it brought the poor searcher to St. Justin Martyr: First Apology: Chaps. 1-11.

Wow to prune grapes imagines. Huh?